Purple+Potty+Monkey

=﻿﻿Hola, me amigos! I have yet another story to tell you peeps! = =Social Studies is pretty cool. I am loving the unit we're in, Ancient HIstory. But, I especially love my my teacher. So when she was gone on Thursday, I wasn't happy. She's my favorite teacher! She was replaced with an old, frail looking old lady. Oh, boy. I have to say, she was pretty boring. Nothing, I knew, would happen. //Nothing.// See, when you have these old geezers around as subsitutes, they stick completly to the sheet that's given to them. As I was staring blankly at my book, I heard some giggles over at the next table. Desperate for some kind, //any kind of humor//, I leaned over and asked a girl I knew. This is exactly the thing she told me, except the names are different (protection). //"Jared asked that lady if he could go to the bathroom, but she gave him a purple monkey!"// Now, that, was pretty weird. And, not boring! So as I'm sitting there laughing, people start cracking all kind of stupid jokes, like, "//I held the monkey and it was wet!"// It turns out, it was a bathroom pass. = = =